Reblogged from unclefather
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listen. i know there are too many alignment charts but please hear me out
i’m objectively correct and i absolutely will not take criticism on this
In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.
23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺
Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.
Another cat
many oranges
me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone
my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list
me: